Eating the forbidden apple.
"What?! I'm not supposed to kick a guy in the groin? I thought we were wrestling."
He just kept yelling "fireball!" and "dragon punch" at the pinball until his girlfriend dragged him away from the machine.
Struck down by a lack of dietary fiber.
"Someone get that girl something nutritious to eat. I'm sure there's a fruit/veggie stand around here somewhere."
"High in fiber, broc broc broccoli made me a subscriber."
The crowd throws up their "guns" for vegetables.
"Greens greens greens. They're up in my scene. Ain't no beans, but they be little trees."
"That guy right there wants a song about broccoli. Let's do it."
"Now we're gonna make up a song as we go. Someone throw me a topic."
"That mean you club people and put your enemies heads on spikes or something?'
"Hmm, kabobs are a good idea."
"Just kidding! I hear you are some crazy Santa Barbarians out here."
"I screwed that up, didn't I."
