Relaxed.
Trampoline break.
The mailman is gonna be angry with me once he stops laughing uncontrollably on my front porch.
"Uh. Right. Ok. So I've just unleashed laughing gas into my neighborhood. I don't know why I even have a button for that."
"I'm just going to seal off the pool area. Those monkeys were expensive to feed anyway."
Monkey CPR volunteer.
"I'm gonna press the button. Wish me luck!"
"Hmm. Anyone here know monkey CPR? Oh, and can make it back to London in the next 6 minutes?
"Oh no. Turns out these monkeys can't swim well. I better release my pool roomba to go help them."
If you stand at the front long enough, you'll eventually start feeding upon your own arm. Fact.
"Crap. I just let feral monkeys loose into my pool area."
"Ok people, let's get started. This system is also tied into my home security setup. So hopefully I won't screw that up here."
"Watch out for those damned doors!"
Excited about door safety.
