Wanna pretend to be a monster that doesn't go to the gym? Step right up!
"Inflatable Monster Ball Wrangler" is an actual job title at ASPB.
Dro tried to type out 3 or 4 text messages before realizing she was holding a rice krispie treat.
"You need any help up there? It looks really high. I can throw you a drink or something. There are a bunch of glass bottles down here. Will that work?"
Killer Dragonfly watches you sleep.
Crowd control.
When the aliens invade, this is the last thing you ever see.
Everyone loves googly eyes.
So...he poops silver foam?
The view when everything is nice and clean.
Waiting for victims. Err, students.
That man's arm spontaneous combusted! Someone help him!
Oh, nevermind. It was just his head. And it turned into ground beef. That's convenient.
It's a hipster monster. Don't let it touch you. I'm pretty sure it'll turn you plaid.
