"I'm the only person I know who can play the accordion. Maybe I need to make friends with Weird Al."
"Then again, I don't want people to think I only want accordion player friends."
There are much easier ways to share gum with your friends.
"Us pirates don't share gum. We steal it!"
"I actually prefer mints to gum."
"Does that mean Doublemint gum is...oh. Oh my."
Sharing is caring.
Observing more gum sharing.
A still from CSI: UCSB.
Upon realizing he had been at the front of the crowd for the past 2.5 hours, had just drank a gallon of water, and there were now 3000 people packing him in.
My spy shot reveals...um....program boarders like to chat.
"The combined flavor of our two gums was delicious! I call it...Spearmint Guava Surprise!"
That flavor disgusts the majority of the crowd.
Wait..what?
