“If you could hear the world’s smallest violin playing, it would be so adorable. Now imagine a hamster playing it.”
Zella used her hands to distract from the fact that moths had eaten her shirt.
“Broil? I don't understand technology. Is this a synth or a portable oven?”
The whole band took a break for Capri Suns and orange wedges.
“This is my song about gluten. I call it ‘Fuck You Wheat’.”
“Gluten free for 3 weeks straight! Wooot!”
Zella Day and the gang.
“Why is it always ‘Mister’ Tambourine Man? I can rock this thing.”
“I hate it when she sings that ‘No Vaccines for Vicky’ song. Such a downer.”
“It’s just harmless water vapor! Wild huh.”
“Wanna know a secret about chemtrails?”
“It’s true. In a bar in Boise some guy lost his front teeth.”
“I have a tambourine and I’m not afraid to punch your face in with it.”
That’s right. We’ve begun the artsy portion of today’s program
