"Are you sure I'm the friend you want to provide you with shade?"
Friends help friends stay hydrated.
"Don't mind me, my friend is just planning global domination and she's working on her Mr.Burns 'Excellent' hand pose."
Frozen strawberry lemonade is very dehydrating.
Fashion Alert : Cargo pants
Groups of Green
"This water is a fine vintage. 2018 Merced tap water, if I'm not mistaken."
"Don't make eye contact with him! Now you'll have to throw a shiny object into the bleachers and hope he forgets we exist."
Everybody wants some shade.
I don't know if he was giving me the thumbs up or if he just really liked those socks.
Bleacher crew represent.
Some people exited with fewer clothes than they went in with. We didn't ask questions.
The more aggressive you slide, the more rewards you reap. Especially with your mouth open.
You just know they high fived for like 8 minutes after this.
