Some called it egotistical, but the sign had a real practical purpose: reminding people that his name was NOT Valentine. The cupid jokes were old by 4th grade you guys.
(thinking)
"If I had a fish and called it 'Not Yet Sushi', would my friends think that was clever or cruel?"
"Just kidding! Fish are our friends."
"Outta the way! Coming through! Someone said a lego star destroyer was impossible to assemble and I've got to prove them wrong."
This isn't what I imagined when someone said "flannel hoodie" but alright.
The bass was so intense, levitation became possible.
Straight up going for it.
Friends. :)
Fashion Alert : Hawaiian shirt edition.
Fashion Alert : The floor from The Shining as leggings edition.
The Pink Gang, planning their next fabulous crime.
Kris was pretty sure she knew this woman, but her hair was changing colors every 3 seconds and he was starting to get dizzy.
"Yes captain. Uh, captain? I seem to have misplaced my hat in the latrine. Permission to get ensign Conroy to retrieve it for me?"
Closed-mouth smile photobomb!
Nobody knew why Kris had those photos on his phone, but you could be sure the zoo (and the police) would be notified about it shortly.