"Can they tell I didn't iron my shirt? They can't tell, it's fine."
Heels out and happy.
"I think that person has a concussion. And wet hair."
"You're welcome."
The lead singer didn't want to drink the water bottles, he enjoyed kicking them into the audience as "high velocity souvenirs".
The crowd patiently waits for cable-gate to be resolved.
"I've heard of throwing your underwear at an artist, but who throws their retainer?"
Behold, the guitar of destiny.
Scowls!
Smiles!
"Are you sure the flux capacitor is supposed to be connected to the negative anti-matter relay?"
Everyone knows lubricated balloons just fly better.
Insert another joke about how many people it takes to plug in a cable.
The sign for her phone case was cute, but when she forgot it was still there during a visit to the covid wing of her hospital, all hell would break lose.
