"That's not nice, we're up here, trying to...oh lord. Did you eat a rhino for breakfast?"
Tromboning.
Artsy shot. There will be more. You've been warned.
The rest of the band secretly replaced his keyboards with pictures of adorable kittens.
Bongo solo.
"I asked for TWO bags of M&Ms, not three! Two!"
{kicks mic stand in frustration. stubs his toe}
"I don't really like kittens."
"That was a great joke inflatable monster ball. Do you know the one about the hippo and the chiropractor?"
Lawn lounging.
Don't taunt killer spider crab.
"I swear to only use this spray art for good, not for evil. Ramen."
"How did you break out of my nightmares?"
"Watch this one. I call it the T-1000. It's the robot, but liquid!"
