No, that is not a SNES Superscope zapper. Apparently it's an electronic sax. Who knew.
Introducing tip #1 - Don't stare directly into the sun before getting on stage. Or like ever.
The Fire Department takes the stage.
"These guys know we're not actually firemen, right? Cuz I can only dodge so many fire extinguishers. How'd they get those in here anyhow?"
"They could have thrown flaming cheetos. That would have worked too."
"I don't get it."
"Little firetruck Hot Wheels would have worked too."
"I am not a trained firefighter, but I will carry you over my shoulder if you were in need of assistance. Guaranteed."
The horn section.
Did someone throw a unicorn on stage? How does that fit into the theme?
Oh, the sax player broke into a unicorn solo. Now it makes sense.
"Ha. I love unicorns."
The trombone player is only so-so on unicorns. The other band members secretly hate him for it.
Curly haired guy: Your hair smells amazing. {sniff} Do you condition?
