"I'm just gonna press some buttons. Bare with me."
"Haha. Tech failure."
"Guys, how do you reset a drum machine? Is it Ctrl-Alt-Del?"
"That kiss hit me in the nostril. It was kinda gross."
"I just blow kisses to an adoring crowd."
"I just close my eyes. When I close my eyes, I'm invisible."
"I like to just make noises with my mouth until he's finished. Drowns it out."
"If there's one rule of Iration, it is 'Do not get him started'"
"Oh, boy, now he's gonna go off."
"Let me tell you about musical snobbery in a post-modern, post-computer, post-industrial, post-cereal society."
"Hi-larious guys. A tambourine has skin in the center to bang on. This doesn't. Shows what you guys know."
"That was pretty good. Maybe he has a kazoo you can play."
"Haha, sick burn!"
"Guys, I suddenly forgot how to play this thing. Can someone hand me a symbol or tambourine or something easy to play?"
