When the aliens invade, this is the last thing you ever see.
Everyone loves googly eyes.
So...he poops silver foam?
The view when everything is nice and clean.
Waiting for victims. Err, students.
That man's arm spontaneous combusted! Someone help him!
Oh, nevermind. It was just his head. And it turned into ground beef. That's convenient.
It's a hipster monster. Don't let it touch you. I'm pretty sure it'll turn you plaid.
Cassie knew that I was taking her picture. She thought there was nothing unusual about it. She had no idea I was lining it up so the portapotties would be in the background.
Guy on ladder: You know those things you're sitting on make it look like- Hanging guy: Shut up. Guy on ladder: You know those things you're sitting on make it look like-
Hanging guy: Shut up.
Nail biting is a terrible affliction.
"Wait, where did I put my BIG watch?"
At this exact moment, he was contemplating how "cheetos water" would look and taste.
The Fire Marshall carrying fire extinguishers. I had a shot of him carrying snow cones, but this one made more sense.