Rusko hops on stage, eager to begin.
Ali takes a break from his side job as a highway patrol officer to introduce Rusko.
Someone comes to Rusko's aid, shaking the equipment vigorously until it starts working.
"I've broken this finger 8 times by slamming it in a car door. I had to make an informational video to show people the dangers of car doors."
"Watch out for those damned doors!"
Excited about door safety.
"Ok people, let's get started. This system is also tied into my home security setup. So hopefully I won't screw that up here."
"Crap. I just let feral monkeys loose into my pool area."
If you stand at the front long enough, you'll eventually start feeding upon your own arm. Fact.
"Oh no. Turns out these monkeys can't swim well. I better release my pool roomba to go help them."
"I'm gonna press the button. Wish me luck!"
"Hmm. Anyone here know monkey CPR? Oh, and can make it back to London in the next 6 minutes?
Monkey CPR volunteer.
"I'm just going to seal off the pool area. Those monkeys were expensive to feed anyway."
