"None of those cookies with coconut in it though. I can't stand the texture."
"Oh, before I forget - Hello Santa Maria!"
"I said Hello Santa Cruz!"
"..."
"I screwed that up, didn't I."
"Just kidding! I hear you are some crazy Santa Barbarians out here."
"That mean you club people and put your enemies heads on spikes or something?'
"Hmm, kabobs are a good idea."
"Now we're gonna make up a song as we go. Someone throw me a topic."
"That guy right there wants a song about broccoli. Let's do it."
"Greens greens greens. They're up in my scene. Ain't no beans, but they be little trees."
"High in fiber, broc broc broccoli made me a subscriber."
The crowd throws up their "guns" for vegetables.
Struck down by a lack of dietary fiber.
