The rare fairy tie dye camouflage.
At attention.
"She asked if I had a 6ft shielded XLR cable. Lady, we just met. But yes."
"White butcher paper wrapped sandwich? Haven't seen it."
Seriously though, ear protection is a must.
The crowds stride in, Crocs already in sports mode.
Thus began the "Please dance" rally cry from the stage.
"Do you want to dance? You want to dance. Please, dance."
Tiny invisible cigarette.
JohnnyIV forgets to mute his game of Minecraft, introducing some unusual beats.
"I promised my mom I would no longer mix 'Baby Got Back' with 'Here Comes Santa Clause' but it slaps so much...."
You'd be surprised how effective brain worms are at blocking out loud sounds too.
"Look! I don't have lice. See for yourself. Who started this rumor? What the heck?"
It was early. Some folks were still waking up.
