It's not a festival unless you get a selfie on top of someone else's shoulders.
Tin foil unicorn approaches all obstacles with caution.
I was only stopped 592 times to take group shots this year.
The slide continues to be everyone's favorite.
Turns out head butting the entrance doesn't gain you access.
Sheila liked to imagine she was crawling through a dinosaur's lower intestine.
The day takes its toll.
The audience really wasn't expecting the anti-toddler sentiment, but they would wait and see where it went.
Was it him, or was the crowd about to turn?
"It's not like I kicked him out. It was a gentle toss."
"Woah. Some infant defenders out there."
"..so I go 'You dropped your sock, idiot!' and threw it at him. People around me were screaming, but he was too young to be in the club. I don't care if you're 'an infant' or 'in a stroller'. Rules are rules."
"You ever heard the world's tiniest violent? Me neither. Make it bigger. This is nonsense."
Invisible biking is quite a workout.
Ferg just earned $19382 from the National Bike Safety Council for those words.