Doing the robot.
“Who cares! Jumping time!”
“Wait, does Columbo have backup dancers in the tv show? That was before my time.”
Peace
Dance break.
Dance break continued!
“I’ll solve crimes, bust rhymes, have good times."
"Am..am I Columbo now? Quick, someone volunteer to be arrested."
Her dancers helpfully show off the lack of back pocket storage.
Vamp break.
“You gotta think with your noggin.”
“See? Keys would totally stick out and stab me if they were in the pockets. Just not reasonable.”
“These pants are great for mobility, but they aren’t so great for carrying your keys.”
“Plus, have you seen how much stuff you can stash in a trenchcoat? They made a whole show about a guy who carried around a samurai sword without anyone noticing because he wore one of these.”
