"The condor has landed. Over. Mission accomplished. Operation 'Behave like Program Board student again' initiated."
The CSOs loved these tables too much to divide them up in the divorce. They would share them straight down the middle. Hilarious hijinks would surely ensue.
The first round of the Bungee Run Olympics didn't have the fancy sponsors, variety, or footwear of the official Olympics, but it still had heart.
The bullriders were told that, when they were bucked off, they would be thrown into a vat of lime jello.
Middle CSO: You go over by that stage and watch out for shenanigans. You, go by the back gate and stop any tomfoolery that may occur.
Tragically, Sam's keychain giraffe would be devoured by her tshirt T-rex later that afternoon.
"I'm hunting wabbits."
World's most confusing soccer game.
Mike showing off his ASPB and Canon pride.
All profits went to the people of Burma.
"Knobs and buttons, buttons and levers, fa la la la la."
Program Board also doesn't endorse bone-crushing bear hugs. Most of the time.
Kayliegh struggled with the floor like she struggled with her addiction to bubblegum flavored dental floss.
"What do you mean this tattoo isn't temporary?"
Guy on right: No no. You're putting the left channel monitor feedback flux capacitator in the slot for the microphone condensation exfoliator!