Willy (on right): And don't give me none of this "world peace" stuff. That never works in the movies.
Willy Northpole and company jump up to entertain the crowd.
"Alright everyone. You get THREE wishes. What will they be?"
"Kids, stay in school, don't do drugs, don't twitter about going to the bathroom, floss, go to bed on time, stay away from saturated fats, try not to go over your cell phone minutes, and, most important of all, never cross the streams."
Everyone loved Erica's new "growing a torso out of my body" party trick.
"Don't worry, I'll steeeeeralizzzzzzzze it!"
"They say you should walk softly and carry a big stick. I believe in walking swiftly and carrying a stick carved with ancient runes."
That's the hand gesture you make, btw, when you accidentally lick the microphone.
"Oh man, remind me not to use that mic later."
"I love this free water! It's so...so...hydrating!"
The free water booth, however, did not deliver.
...encrypted in a henna sun.
The 'free water' booth was a huge hit.
Some women like to give their phone numbers the old fashioned way...
