It took everything he had not to sit at the drums and start playing around. There was a job to do. But it's just so fun!
The audience was confused, but they were here for it.
"I brought this 20ft power strip and I only got 1 cable? I think I forgot something. Wait, did he just accuse me of something?"
"My DJ suggested I make 'appendix soup' with it. He's crazy."
Gross.
"Doctors said I was the first person to do it in 100 years. They even let me keep it. It's in a jar in my bathroom."
"C'mon. A guys gotta be able to brag about giving himself an appendectomy for at least 5 years."
"Is he talking, again, about the time he took out his own appendix?"
The crowd was divided on whether sunglasses were necessary or not. Fashion, as always, won out.
"Also, in case anyone asks, this necklace is NOT from Elder Scrolls. Stop asking."
"Did he say 'tearaway pants'???"
"Tearaway pants don't get enough love. Let me explain."
Trying to communicate telepathically with a stage hand to bring him a soda.
Say hello to Destroy Lonely.
