These ladies kept saying they were British while trying to get me to purchase "blood pudding", "bangers & mash" and Prince Williams' belly lint.
"You know I can't remember the difference between a leopard and a cheetah print! C'mon, forgive me."
Posters from the year in Program Board.
The face painting station was a popular destination.
Bemused side eye
Run
"I just turn my hat around backwards to appear busy. I mean, who even wears a hat the other way? So weird."
"Just keep applying equal pressure and eventually your target will pass out."
Thoughtful consideration.
"M&Ms are a gateway snack. Pretty soon you're popping lemonheads, then Werthers, then it's a slippery slope to your final destination: sugar rehab."
"You got M&Ms in your trailer? All I got was skittles. What the hell."
Trying to shake his tongue loose.
It's totally working.
"Pay no attention to the man with the mouth full of tongue. Look at me!"
