Nothing funkier than the chicken dance.
“I dunno. You ever seen the walrus dance? It’s pretty funky.”
“You see this bike chain bracelet? I took a link from all your chains while you were waiting for me to come on stage. Magic!”
“I’m sorry if you have to walk home instead, but it was worth it for the story.”
“Someone throw something to me! C’mon, anything.”
“Oh my god! Who throws a baby? There was no way I could catch it. You all saw.”
“Well, this took a turn.”
“The baby was just a doll. I don’t appreciate that kind of tomfoolery.”
“As you may have been able to deduce from my shirt, I’m a fan of cars turning left.”
Fans who know Anderson .Paak’s earlier work as an Indiana Jones impersonator.
“I’m not allowed to bring the whip onstage anymore. One guitarist loses a nose and everyone freaks out.”
“Wait. I’m the 2nd guitarist. You said the other guy quit amicably.”
“Nobody NOSE the trouble he’s in…hahaha.”
“I just want to be clear. I respect you, even if you don’t have a nose. And even if you sue me for having ‘unsafe working conditions’.”
