Ice down the back of the shirt works every time.
Jordan: Well there's your problem, you've got the widgets plugged into the whuzamagadgets.
Woman: Stay very still. I'm going to unscrew your head. Don't scream.
Nothing is more "hardcore" than a vanity mirror.
Enjoying a nice day in the sun.
Lou wanted to impress the girls behind him, but he was sure these pants would make his ankles look fat. What to do.
"No rules!"
"When I go in, I promise not to bite or pinch you to get ahead. And you promise the same, right? Right?"
Apparently the sun was too much for the Union soldier in the background to handle.
Their plan to get to the front of the henna line involved lots of elbow throwing and a little bit of crying.
"Ok, so I give you one burrito, you give me a taco, a napkin, 5 breath mints, and your left sandal. Deal?"
"Freeeedom!"
Brain freeze.
This woman kept running from her friends. At least, I assume they were her friends, and not people trying to issue her a subpoena.
