"I'm gonna press the button. Wish me luck!"
"Hmm. Anyone here know monkey CPR? Oh, and can make it back to London in the next 6 minutes?
"Oh no. Turns out these monkeys can't swim well. I better release my pool roomba to go help them."
If you stand at the front long enough, you'll eventually start feeding upon your own arm. Fact.
"Crap. I just let feral monkeys loose into my pool area."
"Ok people, let's get started. This system is also tied into my home security setup. So hopefully I won't screw that up here."
"Watch out for those damned doors!"
Excited about door safety.
"I've broken this finger 8 times by slamming it in a car door. I had to make an informational video to show people the dangers of car doors."
Someone comes to Rusko's aid, shaking the equipment vigorously until it starts working.
Ali takes a break from his side job as a highway patrol officer to introduce Rusko.
Rusko hops on stage, eager to begin.
Woman kneeling: I think it's pretty clear that I don't have any cash on me. I mean, you can see my pockets hanging out of my shorts.
The UnaDubya?
