"This is just like building a fort. Only instead of pillows and couches, it's steel barriers and dirt."
"The red wire connects to the blue wire, except when it's close to the yellow wire. Wait, that was VCR repair. What am I doing again?"
"Were you fishing for me? You better have some organic wild-caught tuna on the end of that hook for that to work."
The guy setting up the highwire gear engages in a game of "fishing for hippies".
"What? You distinctly said 'Two angry marshmallows floating on a sea of blue kelp."
Contrary to what I was told, this was NOT a steampunk outhouse. Sorry.
Taking the epic battle of bright pink vs aquamarine to a concert near you.
Art jungle.
It's important to stretch thoroughly before your death defying acts. No one wants their last words to be "Oh no, a cramp!"
The piece of paper reads: Friend us on Myspace!
Indie.
Oh yeah.
I didn't make them do this, I swear.
"Everyone stop! I'm about to do something amazing."
