Stop. Hammertime.
"If this band breaks up and then reforms, will we be called Beta Beats?"
"I'd like to know too. I ate six."
"Does anyone know how many calories are in a guitar pick? I ate three before we started and I want to know what the damage was."
Dance party.
Picks are delicious.
"It's true. He bought that at an army surplus store. Nearly burned his face off the first time he found out what it can do."
"I've got a laser weapon in my watch."
"I'm more of a Hipstamatic kinda guy."
"Don't even pretend you haven't used the same kind of thing on Instagram."
That's right, I've got some artsy filters and I'm not afraid to use em.
"Imaginary lightsaber!"
He just emptied the spit valve on his own foot and hoped no one noticed. I noticed. I noticed.
The bass player knew better than to argue with the drummer that Amway was a company, not a food product.
