Sam forgets her umbrella and starts to melt.
Jordan: What is that supposed to mean? Dumb.
"Are those...are those tortillas? They remind me, I need a burrito. Thank you tortilla tossing man."
"I spy...with my little eye....a camera!"
"I'm sorry, not everyone can touch me. I have a pretty good immune system, but that'd be a bit much."
"Salute! The soldier."
"War cry! The Indian."
"Did I leave out any Village People? No, I did not. Damn, I'm good."
"Stop! Watch me do all the Village People in one song!"
Diamond guitar - still awesome.
"Why is this thing only covered in wood? Man, couldn't it be covered in, I dunno, bacon or something?"
Drake explains the story of Adam & Eve and the apple. Only the apple was an iPod. And Adam was a punk rocker.
"Hahahahahahahaaha. What? No. I'm at a concert. I have no idea what you're saying. But if I hang up, people will think I don't have any friends."
Just because you're now a few feet off the ground, doesn't mean you can fly.
