"Just kidding! My brothers are clowns."
"Ok, so you guys don't dig that. What about clowns? Thoughts?"
The guitarist is clearly anti-clown due to her sepia tone and lack of red nose and huge shoes.
{cue funeral march}
"Are you covered? Because it's never too early to start considering your ultimate demise."
{power chord}
"I'm here to talk to you about an issue near and dear to my heart - life insurance."
I'm allowed to get a little artsy with the filters here.
Shredding it in spandex.
"So stop asking."
"Before you ask, no. I am not related to Charles Barkley from the NBA."
"I'm Cee Lo Green. Some of you may know me as half of Gnarls Barkley."
"Just coffee. Right."
Cee Lo Green toasts the crowd with his double mocha latte.
