Her dancers helpfully show off the lack of back pocket storage.
Vamp break.
“You gotta think with your noggin.”
“See? Keys would totally stick out and stab me if they were in the pockets. Just not reasonable.”
“These pants are great for mobility, but they aren’t so great for carrying your keys.”
“Plus, have you seen how much stuff you can stash in a trenchcoat? They made a whole show about a guy who carried around a samurai sword without anyone noticing because he wore one of these.”
“It could be windy one minute, so I brought this coat. The next, SUNNY! Hence the hat. See, I think ahead.”
Tinashe dresses in layers.
Time for Tinashe!
“Dude, if you’d wear a belt your pants would stay up. This is Pants 101 man, c’mon.”
No time for a belt.
“Did you not like the music? Or did you eat some bad shellfish before standing in the hot sun for 4 hours?”
“Rock that art baby!”
Art.
