"Except for that one Saskatchewan guy. His mother is disappointed in him."
"I insisted on an orange band for this mic to remind myself that I can rhyme anything."
Invisible Bike
"Always wear your helmet when riding an invisible bike kids. Stay safe."
Ferg just earned $19382 from the National Bike Safety Council for those words.
Invisible biking is quite a workout.
"You ever heard the world's tiniest violent? Me neither. Make it bigger. This is nonsense."
"..so I go 'You dropped your sock, idiot!' and threw it at him. People around me were screaming, but he was too young to be in the club. I don't care if you're 'an infant' or 'in a stroller'. Rules are rules."
"Woah. Some infant defenders out there."
"It's not like I kicked him out. It was a gentle toss."
Was it him, or was the crowd about to turn?
The audience really wasn't expecting the anti-toddler sentiment, but they would wait and see where it went.
The day takes its toll.
Sheila liked to imagine she was crawling through a dinosaur's lower intestine.
