"It's a balance between getting them to like me and letting them know I go deeper, right."
"Dating profiles are tough. How much do I share versus keep for that first date."
Not helping.
"I think my arm is stuck. Somebody help me."
"That's right - I put 'Can reach top shelf at the grocery store.' on my dating profile. Works better than a pic of me with a fish. Amateurs."
Artsy shot. Expect more.
It took everything he had not to sit at the drums and start playing around. There was a job to do. But it's just so fun!
The audience was confused, but they were here for it.
"I brought this 20ft power strip and I only got 1 cable? I think I forgot something. Wait, did he just accuse me of something?"
"My DJ suggested I make 'appendix soup' with it. He's crazy."
Gross.
"Doctors said I was the first person to do it in 100 years. They even let me keep it. It's in a jar in my bathroom."
"C'mon. A guys gotta be able to brag about giving himself an appendectomy for at least 5 years."
"Is he talking, again, about the time he took out his own appendix?"
