{silently struts across stage}
"Ah, deathmatches. Anyway, where was I?"
"Team Peeeeettaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"On that note, you should all read the next Hunger Games book before the movie comes out. It's excellent."
"Dogg Pound, this is why you're not invited to our weekly book club."
"Is it {makes graphic hand gesture}?"
"Ok. I didn't mean physically bigger."
"Is it an elephant?"
"Think a little bigger."
"Ooh, ooh! Is it a housekey and a phone? Is it?"
"Snoop, tell these people what is best in life."
More rappers joined Snoop on stage.
"Shun him until he sees the error of his gobot ways."
"You heard that everyone. Shun that man."
