“You know the magic idol that is stored under the stage that nobody is supposed to touch?”
“Of course.”
“What would happen, theoretically, if someone licked it?”
The round sunglasses gang was out in numbers that day.
Getting publicity for the plight of the mermaids.
People backpacks.
They must have had practice, because no matter how hard I threw things at them, they never toppled over like in the movies.
The guy on the right holds the record for most napkins eaten in under 30 seconds (46).
Best shade spot on the field.
In case of injury, an X17 bandana can serve as a turniquet.
Hello Moon
“If I run out of these bracelets, can I just hand out rubber bands? Will anyone notice?”
“Be sure to drink out of the other end.”
Complimentary Oxygen*!
*may also contain carbon dioxide, nitrogen, etc.
Bottle service.
Their friend said she’s get a painting of a pug flipping off the devil, and that’s just what she did.
Fun Fact: A painting of the sun grants you 3 hours of SPF 40 protection.