Someone's practiced the cool look in the mirror a few times.
Mickey requires barbed wire on every stage he plays on. He's deathly afraid of the chupacabra.
Having never seen the sunlight until they saw it shining down upon Mr. Avalon, the ladies are thankful.
...this guy! Hiiding behind a phone box?
Fans crowd against the barrier, anxious to see...
Mickey Avalon fans believe in "double peace" and bare midriffs.
INVISIBLE TICKLE MATCH
Guy on left: It's ok man. Double jointed people shouldn't be allowed to breakdance against the rest of us.
Fans play guitar hero in a giant tent. Surrounded by a moat. Infested with leeches.
Laughter soothes the savage beast.
And while Cameron laughs it off, she cries a little on the inside. Which is probably not internal bleeding.
Until the bull realizes he doesn't need carbon-based friends.
Cameron Diaz makes friends with the soulless mechanical bull.
She believed in the power of the 1300s until she realized it was the century that the plague ravaged Europe. Now she had to change her lucky number and ATM PIN code.
