"Ha, that guy is always taking off his clothes on stage!"
T.I. points in the direction that his tank top is about to go.
T.I.: Everyone loves towels baby.
"Ha, I love towels too! We have so much in common!"
Never argue with a man carrying a towel and an arm that looks good for snapping.
No no, better make that chess.
T.I. invited any haters to the stage for a rousing game of checkers.
T.I.'s DJ accidentally played Ice Ice Baby halfway through the show.
"So there I was, pulling into the parking space, when this little old lady cuts me off with her Segway and then flips me the bird. As you can imagine, I was most put out."
A kodak moment. Err, I mean a Motorola, LG, Nokia, Samsung moment.
In his head, T.I. was imagining that the microphone was a light zapper and all of the audience were ducks. Oh man, how he hated that damned dog.
Amelia and Chaz enjoying the show. And the jello they poured down their pants 20 minutes prior.
"Civic? Wait, mine's a 92. Dang, that was close."
T.I. takes the stage to tell everyone that an 89 Civic still has its lights on.
