Security: I can't hear much, but that keytarist rocks.
Sorry, I still can't get over the keytar.
Leg-operated guitar player. Very rare.
"I'm going to tell you a secret. It involves the trumpet player, so come a little closer so he doesn't hear us."
It's a keytar. What more needs to be said?
"Wait, this attachment thing has been in his ear?"
Trombone player + electric ear massager = happy man
The whole "roaring like a lion" bit was amusing the first couple times, but when the lead singer of Suburban Legends leaped off the stage and sang his teeth into a gazelle, a few people got scared.
Is it just me, or are people wearing an inordinate amount of stripes nowadays?
The backstage crew, having finished their game of 'king of the mountain', has a meeting about whether to build a fort or play freeze tag.
"Mmm, I love lamp."
Part of Mickey Avalon's retro set where payphones still exist.