He looks so peaceful.
Don't ever let anyone limit you to just ONE microphone. If you want another one, even if it's just to amplify your digestive track to 4000 people, then by golly, demand it.
Time for The Growlers.
Neither of them got the caterpillar joke from earlier. But they laughed anyway so they wouldn't feel empty inside.
"This bottle of water gave itself for my refreshment. The least I can do is give it a proper burial on the other side of the field."
Or low ten? I don't know.
Slap hand.
"I guessed right!"
"Which hand am I hiding the candy in? C'mon, guess."
This is backstage. Backstage is serious.
Guard dog on duty.
We really need more words in the English language, instead of just giving existing words additional meanings.
"I swear to protect you from getting body paint on your forehead in the shape of that emoji poop icon."
The root beer was 50% hydrochloric acid.
