“Wait, does Columbo have backup dancers in the tv show? That was before my time.”
“Who cares! Jumping time!”
Doing the robot.
Artsy.
“You know what? I’ll solve a crime right now!”
“Boom. Someone on this stage was just poisoned. Now I’ll solve it!”
“Did she say someone ON the stage?”
“It’s a fast acting poison, so I’ll have to solve this quickly.”
“Damnit, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those brownies she offered us.”
“Side affects may include discoloration of the tongue. See, I’m totally fine.”
“I knew being the drummer was dangerous, but this is ridiculous.”
“All my finger guns are out of bullets. Somebody throw up your hands if you’re loaded.”
“But seriously, don’t do drugs. Especially if they’re disguised in a food or drink item by an international singing sensation.”
“Shamone!”
