“Dude, if you’d wear a belt your pants would stay up. This is Pants 101 man, c’mon.”
Time for Tinashe!
Tinashe dresses in layers.
“It could be windy one minute, so I brought this coat. The next, SUNNY! Hence the hat. See, I think ahead.”
“Plus, have you seen how much stuff you can stash in a trenchcoat? They made a whole show about a guy who carried around a samurai sword without anyone noticing because he wore one of these.”
“These pants are great for mobility, but they aren’t so great for carrying your keys.”
“See? Keys would totally stick out and stab me if they were in the pockets. Just not reasonable.”
“You gotta think with your noggin.”
Vamp break.
Her dancers helpfully show off the lack of back pocket storage.
"Am..am I Columbo now? Quick, someone volunteer to be arrested."
“I’ll solve crimes, bust rhymes, have good times."
Dance break.
Dance break continued!
