"First day, the professor makes a coconut cellphone. But he kept it to himself and just snapchatted photos of this movie star to his friends until the potato battery died."
"Long story short, I fixed up the boat and me and this skinny dude who always wore red escaped in the night. Sometimes I think about those other people, if they're still there on that island."
"Deep story. Deep."
Sliding into second.
The ostrich strut.
Bam! Knee attack to the shins!
Wait, are gold teeth really gold? Because gold is a super soft metal and might not be that great for chewing.
"Stop thinking about teeth. Here are some wings. Look at them."
"Stop. Don't collaborate. Don't listen. This isn't that song."
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...it's a plane. I didn't know you guys were so close to the airport."
"Man, we flew into here. It was like 5 minutes away."