Woman: Watch out for that guy in the black hat. He's going around sniffing everyone's shirt.
If you experience burning after henna...well, just wait longer and it'll go away.
Glitter makes everything better.
Next up - The Expendables
Beware the third eye of the tiger.
"I never understood his fascination with tigers. Now llamas, there is a majestic beast."
Guy facing the wrong way: When does the band start playing?"
"Hmm, maybe I should put some mint on my pick next time. Ooh, or chocolate sauce."
"Chocolate saaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuccccceeeeee!"
And thus began a bass guitar version of Dueling Banjos.
"Ned Beatty was awesome in that."
"I think you'll find that Burt Reynolds is really the man."
"I'm afraid of rafting, so I never watched Deliverance."
"What..what about a young Jon Voight? He was pretty special."
