"I hear that."
"I'm afraid of caterpilllaaarrrrrssss!"
"Huh. Didn't see that one coming."
"Oh man. I have the 'Hungry Hungry Caterpillar' back in the car. I'm gonna have some fun later."
"Don't tell him tho. I want it to be a secret."
"So many legs. And fur. And beady eyes. Ugh. Awful."
"Let's rock people!"
"Brilliant. Here's an ode to trash romance novels."
"Like the ones with Fabio on the cover?"
(in unison) "Ahhh, Fabio." (in unison)
"Ahhh, Fabio."
"Exactly ladies. Except this one is about pirates, dinosaurs, and a long lost love who happens to be a vampire. I'm thinking of making it into a book."
"I'd buy that!"
"Thank you. It'll be my masterpiece."
Guitar solo.
