The crowd says hello back. Only with more screaming and jumping up and down.
"If only you weren't a guitar, I would so kiss you right now."
Guy on right: Don't you judge me and my love!
"Man, guitarists. Am I right?!"
"Making this guitar out of solid oak was a mistake. I can barely lift it."
Jonathan (reading): 29 across. 'This famous statue features a seated man pondering.' Oh man, I know this one...it's on the tip of my tongue.
Ryan: I've been told to warn everyone not to carry their walkies on their butts. Something about the radio frequencies causing 'explosive bowel syndrome.' Pass it on.
The player in the foreground lost due to sudden bungee drowning.
Unaware of what game he was playing, Frank called for a homer to center field.
The rope is gone man. The rope is gone.
Her mounting technique, which involved 3 crates, a giant rubber band, and a 10 month old llama, was so frightening that onlookers turned away.
Woman on right: C'mon! You said you'd do this with me. Now, as long as you don't bring me down with your dead weight, we'll be fine.