Her mounting technique, which involved 3 crates, a giant rubber band, and a 10 month old llama, was so frightening that onlookers turned away.
Ryan: I've been told to warn everyone not to carry their walkies on their butts. Something about the radio frequencies causing 'explosive bowel syndrome.' Pass it on.
The player in the foreground lost due to sudden bungee drowning.
Unaware of what game he was playing, Frank called for a homer to center field.
Jonathan (reading): 29 across. 'This famous statue features a seated man pondering.' Oh man, I know this one...it's on the tip of my tongue.
"Man, guitarists. Am I right?!"
"Making this guitar out of solid oak was a mistake. I can barely lift it."
"If only you weren't a guitar, I would so kiss you right now."
Guy on right: Don't you judge me and my love!
The crowd says hello back. Only with more screaming and jumping up and down.
The "free sunscreen applied by attractive strangers" booth was a big hit.