"They told me not to look under the blue tarp. Why didn't I listen? Why?!"
Romy + jazz hands = fabulous
Every time someone passed Brian, they asked him if his hands were clean and to prove it. This was only hour 1 of the gag, but he was already breaking down.
"Guitars, drums, bass, guitar, drumstick, blah blah blah. For once I'd like to set up a triangle or tambourine."
Brian was unclear on many concepts.
The calm before the storm.
Guy on right: No no. You're putting the left channel monitor feedback flux capacitator in the slot for the microphone condensation exfoliator!
Kayliegh devours worlds.
Brendan and Marilyn share a hug before they hunt me down for photographing them.
Kayliegh struggled with the floor like she struggled with her addiction to bubblegum flavored dental floss.
"What do you mean this tattoo isn't temporary?"
"Knobs and buttons, buttons and levers, fa la la la la."
Program Board also doesn't endorse bone-crushing bear hugs. Most of the time.