"I'm sure this thing is delicious, but there's no USB port, and it's not helping me mix these beats."
..and helpfully gesture to where the fire exits are located.
"If anyone has seen my mouse, I'd like it back. Someone replaced it with a ham & cheese sandwich."
Woman on left: This band needs more red. Woman on right: Yup. Woman on left: This band needs more red.
Woman on right: Yup.
Mike: Did I say you could have some skittles? No, I did not. Now spit that back out.
Blue Scholars take the stage.
He cooked the exact same way. He was so very hungry.
Brian: Should I give her the new one, or the one I accidentally sneezed on? No one told me this job would be so hard!
*sniff* "Someone stole my cookie."
"I'm so sorry Fluffy!"
"Woohoo! This is just like that time I road the cat around the house. Except I'm not 2, the animal isn't traumatized for life, and I am not going to get a really long timeout for this."
Everyone jump! Except Brian. You stay there.
The male riders were kept entertained by a small tv tuned to ESPN, glued to the back of the bull.