5 seconds later she was thrown 10 feet off the bull. She foolishly let a giant talking panda bear distract her.
"You win this round Blazer, you win this round."
"So, if I dressed up like a cow and rode this thing, would that make a rift in the space time continuum?"
"Faux wood, you're so beautiful."
CSOs now carry their walkies in a quickdraw holster for that old west feel. Next up: spurs, 10 gallon hats, and overuse of the word "varmints."
Bob usually told people he was half Jolly Green Giant, half Aladdin's Genie. That usually resulted in one whole "good bye."
The entire stage was covered in bubblegum and landmines. It kept the performers on their toes.
The early crowd hung around while the bands set up. These two were debating whether or not they'd get more dates if they switched to Pastafarianism.
Sam (upon learning there was no blood drive at the event): So who the hell did I just donate my plasma too?! And what was in that cookie he gave me?!
In case of unpatriotic activities, punch here.
"The headband is too much, isn't it?"
While clearly not a fighter pilot, the lead singer had gotten an exemption from the fashion police to wear aviators.
Like Wonder Woman's bracelets, the golden dancer's bottoms repelled bullets, thugs, and Superman's x-ray vision.
Streamers on parade.
