"..so I go 'You dropped your sock, idiot!' and threw it at him. People around me were screaming, but he was too young to be in the club. I don't care if you're 'an infant' or 'in a stroller'. Rules are rules."
"Woah. Some infant defenders out there."
"It's not like I kicked him out. It was a gentle toss."
Was it him, or was the crowd about to turn?
The audience really wasn't expecting the anti-toddler sentiment, but they would wait and see where it went.
The day takes its toll.
Sheila liked to imagine she was crawling through a dinosaur's lower intestine.
Turns out head butting the entrance doesn't gain you access.
The slide continues to be everyone's favorite.
I was only stopped 592 times to take group shots this year.
Tin foil unicorn approaches all obstacles with caution.
It's not a festival unless you get a selfie on top of someone else's shoulders.
"Is the pink hat gang a real gang? Or more of a social club that commits the occasional felony?"
The first rule of pink hat club...
"Is it just any hat? Like, I have a pink Mets hat at home. Would that make me part of the gang?"