Don't mess with Texas. Wear it instead.
"Excuse me, but that's my art tree. I clearly peed here earlier to reserve it."
Dangling dismount.
"There's someone trapped in here! She looks just like me and she's mocking me by doing all the stuff I'm doing. Can someone tell her to knock it off?"
More guns.
"I don't see any guns...oh, her arms. Right, yeah. Gotcha."
Showing off the guns.
Just chillin, 10ft in the air.
Spin spin spin!
See, fanny packs. They never die.
You'd be sad too if you skinned a muppet to get enough material for your boots and then you only got a thimble worth of water to drink.
"Did you paint all this? Can you paint my bathroom? It's this boring cream color and it's peeling."
"Hey dude, you're a banana." "You too." "Awesome." "Awesome dude." "Hey dude, you're a banana."
"You too."
"Awesome."
"Awesome dude."
Lost in the art forest.
