Guy on ladder: You know those things you're sitting on make it look like- Hanging guy: Shut up. Guy on ladder: You know those things you're sitting on make it look like-
Hanging guy: Shut up.
Cassie knew that I was taking her picture. She thought there was nothing unusual about it. She had no idea I was lining it up so the portapotties would be in the background.
It's a hipster monster. Don't let it touch you. I'm pretty sure it'll turn you plaid.
Oh, nevermind. It was just his head. And it turned into ground beef. That's convenient.
That man's arm spontaneous combusted! Someone help him!
Waiting for victims. Err, students.
So...he poops silver foam?
Everyone loves googly eyes.
When the aliens invade, this is the last thing you ever see.
Crowd control.
Killer Dragonfly watches you sleep.
"You need any help up there? It looks really high. I can throw you a drink or something. There are a bunch of glass bottles down here. Will that work?"
Dro tried to type out 3 or 4 text messages before realizing she was holding a rice krispie treat.